See what this woman did to this child, is it funny?

I wonder why women are Hard
My wife went out leaving our
new born baby in the hands of
our pretty maid.The little kept
crying and the house maid did all
she can do but,He kept crying until she brought out Her BREAST to
give Him and he stopped
crying.As the small boy was
sucking the BREAST,I entered and
saw it, I was so Angry and Afraid
that he could contact disease from there, I shouted for the girl,but
She knelt down and told me that
nothing is coming out of the
BREAST but I didn't believe Her, I
decided to suck the BREAST too to
confirm as I was sucking her BREAST,My WIFE came in,upon all
my explanation,She refused to
Understand.....

Please,tell me did I do anything
WRONG in making sure our Son is
not Poisoned?